I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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