It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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