Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Randomize