That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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