I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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