Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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