jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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