Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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