I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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