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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i feel rough

(617): View more from Massachusetts

just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.

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(845): View more from New York

what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.

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(972): View more from Texas

90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina

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(+44): View more from England

His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...

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(661): View more from California

I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...

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(828): View more from North Carolina

If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?

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(209): View more from California

I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.

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