Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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