Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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