Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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