i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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