i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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