he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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