Pants 0. Shit 1.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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