i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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