What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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