I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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