Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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