Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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