if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
