apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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