does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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