i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
