Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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