let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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