Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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