...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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