Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Oh god it's open bar.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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