Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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