okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
3 2 1 whiskey
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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