As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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