No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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