Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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