: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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