I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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