My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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