I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize