don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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