sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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