Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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