I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I've blown a few things in my day
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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