So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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