**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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