just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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