the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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