all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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