Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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