She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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