wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
