About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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