All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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