the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Houston, we have a squirter
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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