I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You need a sexual gate keeper
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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