i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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