I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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